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Note: We are currently constructing a playlist to accompany the blog and sample what our library has to offer, so send us any requests you have and we'll accept it.

-Amanda.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Ayria Discography (As of 8/30/08)

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Artist: Ayria
Album: Discography*
Genre: Electronica/Synthpop
Country: Canada
Year: 2003-2008

Holy crap, I'm back. Sorry about the Internet break everyone but I've returned. Massive thanks to the other co-authors who've been posting in my absence so back to the review.

Ayria, or legally known as the very sexy Miss Jennifer Parkin, was formerly the female counterpart of the band Epsilon Minus until she decided to get off her ass and make her own stuff. How very 90's boy bandish. Anyways she has beening raping clubs with various hits including the billions upon billions of remixes of 'Disease' and remixes of other popular songs done by her. Whatever keeps you Cyberkids waving your glowsticks, fine by me.

Lyrically she uses her music as an emotional outlet which gives a more in-depth view of her as a person, and of course I always go nuts for that. No one enjoys the idiotic realization that a musician they adore is a regular person as well. [/sarcasm]

When I first heard 'Cutting' off of Flicker, I thought she was using the lyrics in a mocking context seeing that a lot of her fans are teenagers and as melodramatic as some teens are, they lead to self-mutilation. Later on in an interview I found out it was about her personal experience when she used to cut herself. Ouch, I felt stupid. Everyone slap me for my e-shallowness.

Emotions, social issues, other things and lovely digital clashing pieces together wonderfully in her discography. And if you haven't noticed, I have actually added a memo of her new album's release date in September to my PDA. Yes, I have a PDA. It beats getting ink poisoning from writing memos on my hand all the time and it has cute little games that I lose at all the time. Happy listening, honkies.




*Due to the upcoming release of Hearts For Bullets, until then it is the complete discography. Once released I will reupload the entire thing as a whole. Click if you love attractive Canadian women.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Dolorian [When All The Laughter Has Gone]



Here is Dolorian's break through album When All The Laughter Has Gone. Dolorian is a black/ambient doom band coming from Finland. Now this band uses the word Doom quite literally, this is some of the most miserable shit I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. And this is coming from a massive Funeral Doom fan. Dolorian is crushingly depressing, yet soft and complex at the same time. It is introspective and harsh, if you wish to truly know misery then you must listen to this band. I'm putting up their first albums, with some of my favorite songs including My Weary Eyes. This band gives me a lot of inspiration and is the one I turn to when I feel dreary.

Track list:
1. "Desolated Colours" – 07:19
2. "My Weary Eyes" – 08:22
3. "A Part of Darkness" – 06:24
4. "When All Laughter Has Gone" – 05:52
5. "Collapsed" – 09:18
6. "Fields" – 04:45
7. "With Scorn / Perish" – 11:11

Download Nao

Rob Zombie [Past, Present, Future]




The Rob Zombie compilation album featuring a lot of Rob's work with White Zombie, and also a lot of his solo career. This album features a lot of music that is industrial in sound and just plain out enjoyable. Rob is a talented musician and performer. I am personally a big fan of some of the songs on this album, some songs make me want to get up and dance, Thunder Kiss '65, Dragula, Living Dead Girl, and Never Gonna Stop (Red Red Kroovy) and prime examples of his great work.

Track Listing:
1. "Thunder Kiss '65" – 3:54
2. "Black Sunshine" – 4:49
3. "Feed the Gods" – 4:30
4. "More Human than Human" – 4:28
5. "Super-Charger Heaven" – 3:37
6. "I'm Your Boogieman" – 4:27 (KC and the Sunshine Band Cover)
7. "Hands of Death (Burn Baby Burn) (w/Alice Cooper)" – 4:12
8. "The Great American Nightmare (w/Howard Stern)" – 3:54
9. "Dragula" – 3:42
10. "Living Dead Girl" – 3:22
11. "Superbeast" – 3:40
12. "Feel So Numb" – 3:53
13. "Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy)" – 3:10
14. "Demon Speeding" – 3:44
15. "Brick House 2003" – 3:48 (The Commodores Cover)
16. "Pussy Liquor" – 4:46
17. "Blitzkrieg Bop" (Ramones Cover) – 2:43
18. "Two-Lane Blacktop" – 3:02
19. "Girl on Fire" – 3:29

Download Here

Friday, August 8, 2008

The Rocking Dildo's - On Speed

Artist: The Rcking Dildo's
Album: On Speed
Genre: Punk Influenced Black Metal
Country: France
Year: 1997

Just fucking get it or die.

Ben's Rating: 5,666,777,888,999/5 (yes thats right)

CLICK ASSHOLE

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Japanese Hardcore/Jazz

Courtesy of Street Metal Angel, a reg of the Gaia Metal forum. Enjoy, honkies.


Demos
First Album
Second Album
Third Album
Fourth Album